Thursday, February 12, 2009

Nightmare

Me: "Hello dream agent/editor! Do you like my manuscript?"

Dream agent/editor: "Are you effing kidding me? I wouldn't publish that piece of crap with a ten foot pole!"

Me: "Ouch. But wait, that doesn't make any sense!"

DA/E: "Neither does that horrible thing you're calling a novel!"

Me: "..."

Me: *Cries*

3 comments:

  1. WAKE UP!

    It's only a dream. A really, really bad dream.

    ReplyDelete
  2. *chuckles*

    That was great. Ten foot pole, hehe. :)

    Yeah, I've had bad dreams like that, too. You're not alone!

    ReplyDelete