Me: "Hello dream agent/editor! Do you like my manuscript?"
Dream agent/editor: "Are you effing kidding me? I wouldn't publish that piece of crap with a ten foot pole!"
Me: "Ouch. But wait, that doesn't make any sense!"
DA/E: "Neither does that horrible thing you're calling a novel!"
Me: "..."
Me: *Cries*
WAKE UP!
ReplyDeleteIt's only a dream. A really, really bad dream.
*chuckles*
ReplyDeleteThat was great. Ten foot pole, hehe. :)
Yeah, I've had bad dreams like that, too. You're not alone!
Poor, Kat.
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